Vearitt nilkkunna Pookkal

• Deepest Feelings

  
  "Life's most deepest feelings are often expressed in silence..
  And the one who can read volumes from ur silence is ur dearest person".
  

• Santhosham veno?

  
  Santhosham veno?
  -Enne vilikku.
  Samaadanam veno?
  -Enikku miss call cheyyu.
  Sneham veno?
  -Enikk SMS ayakku.
  Panam veno?
  -"SORRY EE NUMBER NILAVILILLA."
  
  Vearitt nilkkunna Pookkal
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  Orumich nilkkunna Pookkalekkalum enikkishttam vearitt nilkkunna Pookkaleyanu karanam avakku verpadinte vedhana ariyam..
  
  Ôrkkünñäthåànú ~~$ÑÊHÃM
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  "Käåñùmbøl Çhírîkküññåthâllã Kàáñâthïríkkûmpôl Ôrkkünñäthåànú ~~$ÑÊHÃM~~"
  
  KULATHIL IRANGARUTH
• Valiya kulathinu naduvil oru board.
  ethra nokiyitum vayikan patunnilla.
  tintumon kulathileku eduthu chaadi !!
  neendhi chennu board vayichu..
  KULATHIL IRANGARUTH MUTHALAYUM CHEEGANNIYUM NEERNAYAYUM UND.!!!
  
  Madhamma and Tintumon
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  Busil kayariya madhaama Tintumonte kaalil ariyathe chavitti.
  Madamma: "I"m sorry".
  Tintumon: "I"m Tintu.
  

• Paul Neerali

  BREAKING NEWS: German Paul Neerali marichu !
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  -India Eppol world cup edukkumennu chodhichappol chirichu chirichu chirichanu marichath.
  

• My eyes looking at You

  1+1=2 my eyes looking at "U"
  4+3=7 Days thinking of "U"
  5+7=12 months dreaming abt "U"
  but 99+1=100 I need friendship with"UUUUUUUUUU"

Latest SMS

Tintumon and Amma

Tchr: "ankana thaimavil ninnum adhythe pazham veenapol ammayude kannil ninum kannuneer vannu".. Why?

Tintumon : "Thallede thalayilayirikkum manga veenathu.!!"

more click here Tintumon SMS

The True Message

"The taste of water can be enjoyed only when we r thirsty..!

" Same way..."The love of true persons will be known only when v r alone...!

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Friendship our self is very important

Friendship our self is very important because,

friendship without one cannot be a friend with anyone else in the word.

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Teacherum Tintumonum

Teacher: Kadalinte naduk oru mav undenkil athil ninnu engane oru manga parikkam...?
Tintumon : Oru kiliye pole parannu poyi parikkanam.
Teacher: Kiliyayi ninte ammayiappan parakumoda ?
Tintumon : Kadalinte naduk ninte achan kondu poi mavu nadumodeeee???

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Ormakale thalolikumbol

Udanja chillukal koriyedukumbol kaikal muriyum..
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MANASUM !!!!

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Malayalam scrap yatra

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Tintumon and Artist

Tintumon: Chettanano karimpu thinnunna kuttiyude shilpam undakkiyath.
Artist: Pha ! Naye.! Karimpu thinninna kuttiyo ?
Odakkuzhal vaayikkunna Sree Krishnanada !!!

Your First Tear

A Friend is..One hu sees ur first Tear...

Catches d second..

Stops d Third

When d fourth Tear comes, Says...
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Ormikum oru chiriyayi

Daivam namuk mathramayi kaathu vacha chila nimishangalundu, Nam ariyathe kaalamere kazhiyumbol ormikum oru chiriyayi, Thengalayi, Kaliyakkalayi, Shalyamayi, Nammude kude undayirunnavar innilathavar...Ariyathe mizhi nirayumbol nam orkum ente...Ente swantham...Friend.

Real fans

We are the real fans of football ...Because, there is no one playing for India in thisWe are the real fans of Worldcup , but still we are enjoying each moment of thisWe are the real fans of Worldcup with our favourite team and player knowing the fact that we will never get a chance to wish our Indian team going 4 aWe are the real fans of Worldcup during OUR LIFETIME.

www.elakal.com/special/worldcup.htm

Novelist Tintumon

"Pandu pandu oru virakau vettukaran undayirunnu, ayalku sundhariyaya oru makalum-Shantha. Aval medicine padikkunnu. Viraku vettukaranu thante makale oru doctere kondu vivaham kazhippikkanayirunnu agraham.Ennal Shantha thante gramathile oru sundharanaya Btech studentumayi pranayathilayirunnu. Virakuvettukaran ithu ethirthu. Btec examinu avanu supplykal adikkunnu. Avan supplykal kondu oru valiya kottaram vekkunnu. Shanthayude kalyanam oru docterumayi urapichu. Kalyanathinte annu Btec studentinu supply xam. Avide thaalikettu nadakkumbol ivide halticket kodukkunnu...Supply, thalikettu, thalikettu, supply...Avasanam xam ezhuthikondirunna pen nenjil kuthiyirakki avan athmahathyakku sramikkunnu, but Btec student marichilla !Thaali kettu nadannilla...Shantha Odi...Hospitalil...auditorium..auditorium...hospital..doctormar, operation angane hospitalil vech avar onnikkukayanu suhruthukale onnikkukayanu. "CHIRAKODINJA KINAVUKAL" by novelist-TINTUMON, Btech fail.

worldcup zone in elakal.com

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Jeevitham ormmikan kure nimishangal mathram

Jeevitham neele ormmikan kure nimishangal mathram.Ente janmathe njan snehikunnathu a madhura nimishangalude perilanu.

Real fans

We are the real fans of football ...Because, there is no one playing for India in thisWe are the real fans of Worldcup , but still we are enjoying each moment of thisWe are the real fans of Worldcup with our favourite team and player knowing the fact that we will never get a chance to wish our Indian team going 4 aWe are the real fans of Worldcup during OUR LIFETIME.

Ethiralikale...Tadukkamenkil thadutho

Loka football ile Rajavu MESSI,

Latin Americayude ujjala straiker TEVEZ,

Lokam kanda ettavum nalla mid fielder maril oraal Priya captain MASHARANO,

Royal madridinte "Chattuli" ennariyappedunna HIGGUINE,

Ethiralikale...

Tadukkamenkil thadutho..

Varunnoo.. ARGENTINA.

Love Brasil

I love Brasil

30 days, 32 teams, 64 matches, the real war for last day for last visil at last only one champion Yes the KING of football "BRASIL" only .

Life is like a coin

Life is like a coin

Pleasure and pain are the two sides,

Only one side is visible at time,

But remember

other side also waiting for its turn

Speak five Lines

Speak 5 Lines to YOURSELF every morning:

1. I am the best.

2. I can do it.

3. God is always with me.

4. I am a winner.

5. Today is my day.

Fresh idea

Fresh air, fresh idea,

fresh talent, fresh energy,

I wish u to have a

special Sunday..

marvelous Monday,

tasty Tuesday,

wonderful Wednesday,

thankful Thursday,

friendly Friday,

successful Saturday,

have a great week ahead

Break Ur Heart

BOY- Dear,

Why U Always Hurt Me & Break My Heart?

Girl- I Alwys Use To Break Ur Heart To Just Replace My Heart There...

Kid- Mom

Kid- Mom I Love U More Thn U Love Me

Mom: How Can U Prove Dix My Son?

Kid: Coz U've 2 Sons N I've Only One Mother

Tintumon in School

Aadya divasam thanne schoolil thamasichu vanna Tintumonodu teacher:Entha thamasichathu?

Tintumon:varunna vazhikku "GO SLOW SCHOOL ZONE" Ennu kandathu kondu pathukke nadannu varikayaayirunnu..



Ente kannileku nokiyal

Ente kannileku nokiyal kanunnathu,

ninte mukhamanenkil...

Theerchayayum, athu ente manasinte prathibimbamanu.....



True love doesn't have a happy

True love doesn't have a happy ending.

True love doesn't have an ending......



CHANGE YOURSELF

"You must bring the CHANGE YOURSELF..."

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Idea And Bachachan

An idea can change your life..Yes...Bachan is right.

An idea can change someone's life.

It is always happeining in your life.

Ideator is your father.

He think that: What can I do for my doughters.

He think very deepely.

And finally he done it.

"IDEA" I am going to teach my doughter very well.

I teach her how to live.

I plan my doughters life very well.

And finally I will be happy.

because I attain my destiny.

Today my doughters are doing very well.

Actress Asin Picture

South Indian movie actress Asin Picture

New Veriety SMS

• Oraale vedanippikkanum

  Oraale vedanippikkanum veruppikkanum aarkkum kazhiyum. But vedanippikkunna hridhayathil sneham kondu sparshikkan oralke kazhiyoo athanu best FRIEND
  

• Oru naal njan marikkum

  Oru naal njan marikkum, Annu nee enne nokki karayaruthu, karanjal orupakshe njan ezhunnettu ninte KANNEER THUDACHEKKUM. "That is he POWER OF FRIENDSHIP"
  

• Ormayude thalukalil

  Ormayude thalukalil oru kochu mayilpeeli thandu pole sukshichu vekkan kochu kochu paribhavangalum thamashakalum niranja ee nalla friendship ennum nilanilkkatte.
  

• Ramu oru maram vettukaaran

  Ramu oru maram vettukaaran aayirunnu..
  avanu swanthakkaro, veedo onnumundayirunnilla...
  oru divasam avan maram vettan vendi kattilekku poyi.....
  appozhanu oru pazhaya maram avante kannil pettath...
  avan randum kalpichu vetti. otta vettinu randu muri........
  oru muriyil avan thaamasam thudangi...
  matte muri vaadakakku kodukkunnund veno...?????????????
  
  Punjiriyi vanjitharavaruthe
• "punjiriyi vanjitharavaruthemaddiviliyil akappedaruthe"
  
  
  Oru vivaravum illallo
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  Entha oru vivaravum illallo?
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  LKG ROWDISM
• Boy 1: aliya ninte penninu ukg-iyile oruthan rubber koduthu..
  Boy2: ethada avante section?
  Boy1: ukg c.. Pedikendaliya. Nammude piller undu avide.
  Boy2:BOOST BABUvinodum CERELAC SHEKHARINodum HORLICS SAMinodum avane sketch cheyan para..
  Ennit vaikuneram avante pencilum rubberum odichukalanjek..
  Korachu neram avide kidanu karayate.
  Ente penninu rubberu koduthavan ini ezhutharuth...
  
  Tintumon and Father
• Gulfil ninne natilethiya achan Tintumonodu.Achan: Ninte amma evide.Tintumon: Amma appurathe veetile Sashi mamante koode olichodi poy.Achan: Ennite nee enta ennodu parayathirunnathu.Tintumon: Ath Achanoru surprise ayekottennu karuthiyitta.
  

• Lover invited me to her home

  Once my lover invited me to her home. Whe I went there she wasn't there.Her sister was alone home. She was looking sexy. She askedme why don't we've sex now ? Suddenly I got up and walked towards my bike. That time my lover was standing at the door. She hugged me andsaid you won my test, I will marry you.
  MORALE OF THE STORY: Always keep condoms in bike.
  

• Are u genious ?

  (Are u genious ?) Send answer 4 the question ) I will come thrice in a minute, twice in a hour, once in a day who am i ?
  

• Pozhiyunna poovukal

  Pozhiyunna poovukal...
  Kozhiyunna dinangal...
  Onnum thirichu varilla...
  Nizhalayi, Nizhalayi koode ullathe onnu mathram...
  "ORMAKAL"
  

• Crazy Question

  1 Crazy Question 4 u: If My marriage is done as ur wish, whom will u chose as my PARTNER ? Reply me the name...ask ur friends and see how they care for u !?!
  

• U may prefer ur wife

  U may prefer ur wife to be like:
  Alukkas jewellery:Ennum oru panathookam munnil
  Sky jewellery:25 years of purity and trust
  Malabar jewellery:Beauty meets quality
  but not like Atlas Jewellery:Jana kodikalude vishwastha sthapanam…

Mobile SMS

• Alcohol Quote

  Brand ethayalum manushyan wheelaayal mathi..!
  

• The Alcohol MANTRA

  The Alcohol MANTRA -Guru bRUMa guru WHISKEY,Gurudevo GINeshwara,Guru sakshat parabBRANDY tasmaishree BEERE namaha…CHEERS
  

• One hunter went to jungle

  One hunter went to jungle.There was six birds on a tree.He fired once.Five of them flew away.Why did the other not fly.AHAMKAARAM
  

• Elephant and two Ants

  one Elephant and two Ants was fighting.one ant is thrown away by the elephantand the other ant sits on top of the elephant.what did the wounded ant say?aliya chavitti kollada avane
  

• NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal

  NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal
  oran kuttyum oru penkuttiyum ..teacharodu.
  teachare njangalkku kuttikal undavooo..
  taecher orikkalum illa.appo ann kutty penkuttiyodu.
  njan appaye paranjilledee onnum pedikkan illannu
  
  

• Tintumon writing exam

  Tintumon writing exam..
  Question: Prepare an interview with famous writer Sugathakumari..
  Tintumon wrote answer..
  Njan:Namaskaram teacher..
  Njan teacherumayi oru interview thayyarakkan vannathanu..
  Teacher: Enik ippol samayamilla Tintumon poyitt pnne varoo..
  Njan: Ok teacher, thanks..
  

• Hen and her 3 baby hens

  One Hen and her 3 baby hens where crossing the road. After crossing the road 1 of the baby hen said "Ho, we have crossed the road" how five ?
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  Pillaralle angane palathum parayum, vittu kala.
  

• Sardar eat Tablet

  Sardareat a tablet by cutting two edges, Why ??
  To avoid side effects.
  Another Sardar eat the 2 edges only why ?
  "Madyam" aarogyathinu haanikaram.
  

• A lover ask God

  A Lover ask God, Why life is so tough when we are Love ?
  God replied, Just think how beautiful & easy life is when ur with the person uLove...!
  

• Tintumonum Teacherum

  Tintumon: I LOVE YOU.
  Teacher: Ninakku Thallu kollum.
  Tintumon: Njan Paranjal thallukollum. Chacko mash paranjal Umma kodukkum.. Hum...Ithano Democracy ????
  
  Category: Tintumon SMS, Tintumon's Jokes, Tintumon's Latest SMS

latest Malayalam SMS

• I will give You

  I know I cant make U laugh al d time, But I will giv u my shoulder whenever U cry..
  I may not bring smile 2 ur lips everytime, But I'm sure I will never bring tear 2 ur eyes..
  I may not giv al dat U want, But I'will give U all I have..
  U may not trust me entirely, But I will b d best I can...
  I may not hav al d riches 2 share, But I do hav a big heart 2 care 4 U .
  

• Sasiyum Buckettum

  Oru buckettile vellathinu nalla bharam. Sasi athilentho ittu, Buckettinte bharavum kuranju. Sasi enthaanu ettathu ?
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• The journey of life

  When a person, find sorrows behind ur smile, words behind ur silence, lovebehind ur anger, u can belive she is ur "True one for the journey of life"
  

• Sweling of the heart

  What is love ?
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• Mizhikalil niraye

  Mizhikalil niraye varanda swapnangalanenkilum ullil evideyoo oru mazhayude maramaram kelkkum mole
  
  Otheri Snehathode
• Njan avale otheri otheri snehathode pranayechu but aval enne oru time pass ayedanne kandirunathe
  
  Truth of Love
• Idavazhiyilude ozhukunna mazhavellathinte lakshyam kadalanennariyathe puzha athine snehikkunnathu pole...Nam life is meaningless
  

• Life is meaningless

  The life is meaningless untill it is spent for others.
  

• Feelings from Friend

  Birth is from Mother...
  Advise from Father.
  Knowledge is from Teacher....But...Enjoy, Sorrow, Support, Feelings...FromFRIEND.
  

• Turns into night

  As a day turns into night, keeping worries out of site...
  No matter how tough the world may seem, But...U still deserve the sweetest dream tonight..
  

• Secretly in deep love

  If u r secretly in deep love wit anyone...Then press down
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  -Nokkiko ithu njan ninte veettil parayum sathyam.
  

• Never stop your smile

  Never stop ur smile even if u r sad. Because, u never know who likes ur smile..! For d world u may b someone, But for someone u may b d world.!
  

• Are you free now

  Are you free now ? Oru samshayam chothichotte ?
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• Sardar and wife

  I st night Sardar Wifenode: Aa door adakku, aa lightonnu offakku, Ini nee beedil kidakku vegam, wife anusarichu.
  Sardar: nokkedi ente "LIGHT KATHUNNA WATCH"
  

• Emotional Bank Account

  I am opening an emotional bank account for you sweetheart, so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.
  

• wonderful memories in my life

  After some years we all will be busy with our OWN life, no more miss calls, no more silly sms, no more chatting...
  I hope SOME DAY we will recall all this with a SMILE and TEARS in our eyes.
  This sms is dedicated to all my FRIENDS who have created such wonderful memories in my life...
  

• I was looking out

  I was looking out of the windows thinking about the person I care most & amp; the person that came into my mind is U so just wanna wish u...
  

• Wife and Husbent in Hotel

  Kozhikkodu SAGAR Hotelil
  Wife: Chetta, njan 1 toiletil poyi varam.
  Husbent: Nee Purath mavoor rodil ozhicho, athakumbol 4 aalae kaanu, illengil lokam mauzhuvan kaanum.
  

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• Man and Judge

  Sardar:I want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now!
  Judge: better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!
  

• Happy Harthal SMS

  Malayaliyude deshiya utsavam veendum varavayi..
  Snehathinteyum, Shantiyudeyum, Samadhanathinteyum
  HARTHAL...
  Wish u a very Happy Harthal.
  

• Haai Harthal

  haay vannallo harthal. ellavarkum harthal dhina aasamsakal . wish you a wonderfool Harthal day.
  From: dencil (dencilmendez@gmail.com)
  

• You Know

  You Know why nature created gap between fingers ?
  So that at some day a lovable one will come & fill those gap by holding your hand forever. So b happy.
  

• Time goes so fast

  Time goes so fast. Life asks so much..No wonder even best of best friends get out of touch..But inside d heart, deep, true, unsee n relationship stays 4 ever.
  

• Every day, Every where

  Every day, Every where, Every time I may not with U. But my thinking, my care, my messages, my preyers & my loving wishes r ALWAYS WITH u.
  

• Look Forward

  25 Apr 2010 4:28 am
  Look backward with satisfaction and forward with confidence. Be bold when you loseb be calm when u win. You will succeed in ur life
  

• Your are far from Me

  "YOU" are far from me. But your presence is always here in my heart...
  I may not come to see "YOU", But my message will reach u to say' vr gud friends.
  

• Tintumon's Love letter

  Dear,
  I love u. My dream i see u. Every where u. U no, i live no. I come red shirt tomorrow.U love i, u come red frock. I wait down mango tree. U come mango tree. U no come, i jump train, Sure come.
  Yours lovely,
  Tintumon
  Std 1B
  

• Sardar took loan

  Sardar loan eduth car vangi
  Loan adachilla Bankukar car kondupozhi
  Sardar: "Idu nerathe arinjirunnenkil njan kallianathinu loan eduthene"!!

Actress Priyamany Hotest Wallpaper

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• Happy Harthal SMS

  27 Apr 2010 6:17 am
  Malayaliyude deshiya utsavam veendum varavayi..
  Snehathinteyum, Shantiyudeyum, Samadhanathinteyum
  HARTHAL...
  Wish u a very Happy Harthal.
  
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• Happy Harthal SMS

  27 Apr 2010 6:09 am
  Malayaliyude deshiya utsavam veendum varavayi..
  Snehathinteyum, Shantiyudeyum, Samadhanathinteyum
  HARTHAL...
  Wish u a very Happy Harthal.
  

• You Know

  26 Apr 2010 6:14 am
  You Know why nature created gap between fingers ?
  So that at some day a lovable one will come & fill those gap by holding your hand forever. So b happy.
  

• Time goes so fast

  25 Apr 2010 3:17 pm
  Time goes so fast. Life asks so much..No wonder even best of best friends get out of touch..But inside d heart, deep, true, unsee n relationship stays 4 ever.
  

• Every day, Every where

  25 Apr 2010 3:14 pm
  Every day, Every where, Every time I may not with U. But my thinking, my care, my messages, my preyers & my loving wishes r ALWAYS WITH u.
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• Look Forward

  25 Apr 2010 4:28 am
  Look backward with satisfaction and forward with confidence. Be bold when you loseb be calm when u win. You will succeed in ur life
  

• Your are far from Me

  25 Apr 2010 4:24 am
  "YOU" are far from me. But your presence is always here in my heart...
  I may not come to see "YOU", But my message will reach u to say' vr gud friends.
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• Living is very simple

  Living is very simple...Loving is also simple...Laughing is too simple...Winning is also simple...But,Being "SIMPLE" is very difficult...
  
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• Every nite in my dreams

  Every nite in my dreams..I c u...I feel u...Ammayodu paranjapol paranju,Prarthichitu kidannal mathi,Chekuthante shalyam undavillannu !!!
  

• Happy friendship

  I aimed at a beatiful flower in the branches of a tall tree...But I lost my balance & consequently fel into a pond...I was disappointed...My eyes were filled with tears...But when I regained calmness, I say many beautiful lotus floating around me...This is life...God makes you fall at times, to fill your life with good virtues..Life takes away what you desire, to give you more than what you desired for.Happy friendship
  

• Master and Student

  Master: Adutha pareekshakku nee 75% mark vanganam.Student: Njan 100% mark vangum.Master: Thamasha parayalle...?Student: Eda m...aara first thamasha paranjath...!
  
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• Teacher and Tintumon

  Teacher: convert the following sentence 2 malayalam."I SAW A FILIM YESTERDAY"Tintumon parayuTintumon: teacher innale 'A' padam kandu....
  
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• Vikari and Thoma SMS

  
  Vikari: Daivam thampuran moleennu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam ThomaThoma: Divam thamburan MOLI nnu vilichal MOLI mathram poyal pore acho???
  
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• Sardar his wife

  Wife: Marichupoya ente achan innale ivide vannathai njan swapnam kandu.Sardar: Ennittu ne baki tharanulla sthredhanathinte karyam paranjo.
  
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• Tintumon watching FTV

  Father watching f.TVSuddenly tintumon came,Father: Pavappetta kuttikala, dress vangan polum kashillathavaraTintumon: Ithilum pavappettavar vannal vilikkane acha..!!!
  

• Tintumon in Leave

  Tintu mon teacherodu: Muthassi marichu, leave venam.Teacher: Ninte muthasiyalle 3 azcha munpu marichath?Tintumon: muthachan veendum kettiyaarunnu...!!!!
  
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• Tintumon in medical shop

  TinTUMON orikal medical shopilTinTUMON: Ivide ella marunnum kittumo ?Staff: Ella marunum kittum.TinTUMON: Ennal 1 Kilo vedimarunnu thaa...
  

• Tintumon in Shapp

  Tintumon shaapil ninnu varumbol pettonoru idiminnal.Fit aya Tintu mon odayil veenu.Deshyathode Minnalinodu: "Thalliyittathum poranjittu photo edukunnoda pulle !!"
  
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• Tintumon and phone

  Gulfilulla maman: Ninak entha vendath ?Tintumon: Mobile mathiMaman: NOKA mathiyo ?Tintumon: Nokiyal pora Vaanganam....!!!!
  

• Tintumon and Pinkumon

  Pinkumon: "My grandfather lived for 96 yrs & he never used glasses..."Tintumon: "....ya... i know...some people drink directly from the bottle"...!
  
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• Obey the Traffic Signal

  Teacher: Tintu mon, Why r u so late daily.Tintu mon: I was obeying Road Signal.Teacher: What signal ?Tintu mon:"SCHOOL A HEAD, GO SLOW"
  

• Tintumon in School

  Teacher: akashathil parakukayum bhoomilyil prasavikkukayumcheyyunna jeevi ?Tutumon: "AIR HOSTUS"
  

• Tintumon in class

  Teacher: convert the following sentence 2 malayalam."I SAW A FILIM YESTERDAY"Tintumon parayuTintumon: teacher innale 'A' padam kandu....
  
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• Tintumon and father

  Achan: Innale nee kudichu bodhamkettu veenu..Tintumon: Enthu parayana, acha.ellam cheetha koottukettu karanama.1 full, 6 friends.. Athil 5 perum kudikkilla adjust cheyyuka allate entu parayana.
  

• Tintu with Teacher

  Teacher: Tintu, Define "Romanjam" ?Tintumon: Romanjam is a particular type of kuliraarity in which all d poodas of d body will stand n dance along with the body...!
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• Tintumon came from Israel

  Tintumon came from Israel with a case of Scotch. At airport customs officer asked-"Enthado pettikkullil ?"Tintumon: "Venjaricha vellamanu sir.Officer opened it & asked "Ithu full madhyam aanallodo ?Tintumon: "Ente karthave aa albhutham veendum sambavicho ? nee veendum vellam veenjakki mattiyo haleluah".
  

• Tintumon and Driver

  Tintumon auto driverodu: Town vare pokumo ?Driver: Pokum...Tintumon: Ennal thirichu varumbol enikku oru bread vaangichondu varanam ????
  
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VISHU SMS

Manasil ennum Kanikonna Virityatte,

Jeevithathil ennum Aiswaryam nirayatte

Oraayiram Vishu Aasamsakal. Happy Vishu.

Samrudhiyudeyum nanmayudeyum ulsavamaya vishuvinu ente

hridayam niranja aasamsakal.

Let us welcome this Vishu with great hope, eagerness and anticipation. Let us look forward to a plentiful year of joy, satisfaction, peace and prosperity.

Hope your "Vishu" is full of joy, Peace Prosperity and will prove to be wonderful, in every way for You. Happy Vishu

Play with a new role , Talk with a new word, Establish your effort like an open sky..To achieve your goal...

Kanikkonnayum kanivellariyum

pon naanayavum kodimundum

puthen kaalathinte samrudhiyaakatte

vishudinaashamsakal

Orayiram kanikonnakal mansil pookunnu,

Oru Vishu kaalam koodi,

Vishu kaineetamayu ente hridayathil ninnum

Orayiram Vishu asamsakal

Ormakal Koodu Kootiya manasinte Thalir chillayil,

Ponnin niramulla Orayiram Ormakalumayi,

oru Vishu koodi varavayi.

Othiri snehathode Orayiram

“Vishu Asamsakal”

vishupakshipattum

kanithelichavum

kaineettathilakavum

medaponpulariyil

aishwaryamaakatte..

Let us vow to take life in our strideImage this Vishu and make it tolerable as well as beautiful by accepting sorrow and happiness with sanity. Happy Vishu

• Tintumon and Teacher SMS

  Teacher: Africayile janangal innum elayanu dress aayi idunnathu.Tintumon: Appol elapozhiyum kalathu africayil TOUR pokam teacher ? !!!
  

• Tintumon watching FTV

  Father watching f.TVSuddenly tintumon came,Father: Pavappetta kuttikala, dress vangan polum kashillathavaraTintumon: Ithilum pavappettavar vannal vilikkane acha..!!!
  

• Tintumon in Leave

  
  Tintu mon teacherodu: Muthassi marichu, leave venam.Teacher: Ninte muthasiyalle 3 azcha munpu marichath?Tintumon: muthachan veendum kettiyaarunnu...!!!!

Don't count the Days...

Make the days count...

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A guy had cancer & had only 30n days left...

He liked a girl work in a CD shop but never told her about his love every day he used to buy a CD just spend some time with her. After a month he died when d girl went in search4him. his mom told He died out of cancer & took her 12 his room, where she saw all d cds unopened & d girl strarted crying. u no y ?

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She had love letters 4 him inside d cd's. both loved, but never expressed. if u r like this express in valentines day. never repet mistakes.

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If my answer is "YES" what will be the question u would like to ask ?

Send to all friends & get amazing replies. Reply to me first !...

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Gods love has no limits.

Gods grace has no measure.

Gods power knows no boundaries.

May U have Gods endless blessings today and every day.

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A lovely friendship should have the determination like a mirror which never loses its ability to reflect even if it is broken into a thousand pieces.

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Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD.

No battery, No charging. No network problem, Always Good signal endless talktime. So keep praying always.

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Smile is the lighting system of the Face..

Cooling sytstem of Heart..

Charging system of Mind.

So smile it will enlighten ur personality.

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A nice thought read it twice.

"Those who are most slow in making a promise, Are the most faithful in fulfilling it"

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Great students like us are always like rockets. It's not that we always aim at the sky..But, we never start studying until our tails is on fire.

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A sleeping lion is stronger than a barking dog. So a sleeping student is better than a barking teacher by, "ALL KERALA" Back benchers association.