New Veriety SMS

• Oraale vedanippikkanum

  Oraale vedanippikkanum veruppikkanum aarkkum kazhiyum. But vedanippikkunna hridhayathil sneham kondu sparshikkan oralke kazhiyoo athanu best FRIEND
  

• Oru naal njan marikkum

  Oru naal njan marikkum, Annu nee enne nokki karayaruthu, karanjal orupakshe njan ezhunnettu ninte KANNEER THUDACHEKKUM. "That is he POWER OF FRIENDSHIP"
  

• Ormayude thalukalil

  Ormayude thalukalil oru kochu mayilpeeli thandu pole sukshichu vekkan kochu kochu paribhavangalum thamashakalum niranja ee nalla friendship ennum nilanilkkatte.
  

• Ramu oru maram vettukaaran

  Ramu oru maram vettukaaran aayirunnu..
  avanu swanthakkaro, veedo onnumundayirunnilla...
  oru divasam avan maram vettan vendi kattilekku poyi.....
  appozhanu oru pazhaya maram avante kannil pettath...
  avan randum kalpichu vetti. otta vettinu randu muri........
  oru muriyil avan thaamasam thudangi...
  matte muri vaadakakku kodukkunnund veno...?????????????
  
  Punjiriyi vanjitharavaruthe
• "punjiriyi vanjitharavaruthemaddiviliyil akappedaruthe"
  
  
  Oru vivaravum illallo
• Hai...
  Entha oru vivaravum illallo?
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  athu pande illallo alle ...?
  
  LKG ROWDISM
• Boy 1: aliya ninte penninu ukg-iyile oruthan rubber koduthu..
  Boy2: ethada avante section?
  Boy1: ukg c.. Pedikendaliya. Nammude piller undu avide.
  Boy2:BOOST BABUvinodum CERELAC SHEKHARINodum HORLICS SAMinodum avane sketch cheyan para..
  Ennit vaikuneram avante pencilum rubberum odichukalanjek..
  Korachu neram avide kidanu karayate.
  Ente penninu rubberu koduthavan ini ezhutharuth...
  
  Tintumon and Father
• Gulfil ninne natilethiya achan Tintumonodu.Achan: Ninte amma evide.Tintumon: Amma appurathe veetile Sashi mamante koode olichodi poy.Achan: Ennite nee enta ennodu parayathirunnathu.Tintumon: Ath Achanoru surprise ayekottennu karuthiyitta.
  

• Lover invited me to her home

  Once my lover invited me to her home. Whe I went there she wasn't there.Her sister was alone home. She was looking sexy. She askedme why don't we've sex now ? Suddenly I got up and walked towards my bike. That time my lover was standing at the door. She hugged me andsaid you won my test, I will marry you.
  MORALE OF THE STORY: Always keep condoms in bike.
  

• Are u genious ?

  (Are u genious ?) Send answer 4 the question ) I will come thrice in a minute, twice in a hour, once in a day who am i ?
  

• Pozhiyunna poovukal

  Pozhiyunna poovukal...
  Kozhiyunna dinangal...
  Onnum thirichu varilla...
  Nizhalayi, Nizhalayi koode ullathe onnu mathram...
  "ORMAKAL"
  

• Crazy Question

  1 Crazy Question 4 u: If My marriage is done as ur wish, whom will u chose as my PARTNER ? Reply me the name...ask ur friends and see how they care for u !?!
  

• U may prefer ur wife

  U may prefer ur wife to be like:
  Alukkas jewellery:Ennum oru panathookam munnil
  Sky jewellery:25 years of purity and trust
  Malabar jewellery:Beauty meets quality
  but not like Atlas Jewellery:Jana kodikalude vishwastha sthapanam…