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• Alcohol Quote

  Brand ethayalum manushyan wheelaayal mathi..!
  

• The Alcohol MANTRA

  The Alcohol MANTRA -Guru bRUMa guru WHISKEY,Gurudevo GINeshwara,Guru sakshat parabBRANDY tasmaishree BEERE namaha…CHEERS
  

• One hunter went to jungle

  One hunter went to jungle.There was six birds on a tree.He fired once.Five of them flew away.Why did the other not fly.AHAMKAARAM
  

• Elephant and two Ants

  one Elephant and two Ants was fighting.one ant is thrown away by the elephantand the other ant sits on top of the elephant.what did the wounded ant say?aliya chavitti kollada avane
  

• NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal

  NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal
  oran kuttyum oru penkuttiyum ..teacharodu.
  teachare njangalkku kuttikal undavooo..
  taecher orikkalum illa.appo ann kutty penkuttiyodu.
  njan appaye paranjilledee onnum pedikkan illannu
  
  

• Tintumon writing exam

  Tintumon writing exam..
  Question: Prepare an interview with famous writer Sugathakumari..
  Tintumon wrote answer..
  Njan:Namaskaram teacher..
  Njan teacherumayi oru interview thayyarakkan vannathanu..
  Teacher: Enik ippol samayamilla Tintumon poyitt pnne varoo..
  Njan: Ok teacher, thanks..
  

• Hen and her 3 baby hens

  One Hen and her 3 baby hens where crossing the road. After crossing the road 1 of the baby hen said "Ho, we have crossed the road" how five ?
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  Pillaralle angane palathum parayum, vittu kala.
  

• Sardar eat Tablet

  Sardareat a tablet by cutting two edges, Why ??
  To avoid side effects.
  Another Sardar eat the 2 edges only why ?
  "Madyam" aarogyathinu haanikaram.
  

• A lover ask God

  A Lover ask God, Why life is so tough when we are Love ?
  God replied, Just think how beautiful & easy life is when ur with the person uLove...!
  

• Tintumonum Teacherum

  Tintumon: I LOVE YOU.
  Teacher: Ninakku Thallu kollum.
  Tintumon: Njan Paranjal thallukollum. Chacko mash paranjal Umma kodukkum.. Hum...Ithano Democracy ????
  
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