Man and Judge
Sardar:I want a divorce. My wife hasnt spoken 2 me for six months now!
Judge: better think it over! Wives like that are hard 2 get!Happy Harthal SMS
Malayaliyude deshiya utsavam veendum varavayi..
Snehathinteyum, Shantiyudeyum, Samadhanathinteyum
HARTHAL...
Wish u a very Happy Harthal.Haai Harthal
haay vannallo harthal. ellavarkum harthal dhina aasamsakal . wish you a wonderfool Harthal day.
From: dencil (dencilmendez@gmail.com)You Know
You Know why nature created gap between fingers ?
So that at some day a lovable one will come & fill those gap by holding your hand forever. So b happy.Time goes so fast
Time goes so fast. Life asks so much..No wonder even best of best friends get out of touch..But inside d heart, deep, true, unsee n relationship stays 4 ever.Every day, Every where
Every day, Every where, Every time I may not with U. But my thinking, my care, my messages, my preyers & my loving wishes r ALWAYS WITH u.Look Forward
25 Apr 2010 4:28 am
Look backward with satisfaction and forward with confidence. Be bold when you loseb be calm when u win. You will succeed in ur lifeYour are far from Me
"YOU" are far from me. But your presence is always here in my heart...
I may not come to see "YOU", But my message will reach u to say' vr gud friends.Tintumon's Love letter
Dear,
I love u. My dream i see u. Every where u. U no, i live no. I come red shirt tomorrow.U love i, u come red frock. I wait down mango tree. U come mango tree. U no come, i jump train, Sure come.
Yours lovely,
Tintumon
Std 1BSardar took loan
Sardar loan eduth car vangi
Loan adachilla Bankukar car kondupozhi
Sardar: "Idu nerathe arinjirunnenkil njan kallianathinu loan eduthene"!!
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Happy Harthal SMS
27 Apr 2010 6:17 am
Malayaliyude deshiya utsavam veendum varavayi..
Snehathinteyum, Shantiyudeyum, Samadhanathinteyum
HARTHAL...
Wish u a very Happy Harthal.- www.elakal.com
Happy Harthal SMS
27 Apr 2010 6:09 am
Malayaliyude deshiya utsavam veendum varavayi..
Snehathinteyum, Shantiyudeyum, Samadhanathinteyum
HARTHAL...
Wish u a very Happy Harthal.You Know
26 Apr 2010 6:14 am
You Know why nature created gap between fingers ?
So that at some day a lovable one will come & fill those gap by holding your hand forever. So b happy.Time goes so fast
25 Apr 2010 3:17 pm
Time goes so fast. Life asks so much..No wonder even best of best friends get out of touch..But inside d heart, deep, true, unsee n relationship stays 4 ever.Every day, Every where
25 Apr 2010 3:14 pm
Every day, Every where, Every time I may not with U. But my thinking, my care, my messages, my preyers & my loving wishes r ALWAYS WITH u.- more sms: www.ukerala.com
Look Forward
25 Apr 2010 4:28 am
Look backward with satisfaction and forward with confidence. Be bold when you loseb be calm when u win. You will succeed in ur lifeYour are far from Me
25 Apr 2010 4:24 am
"YOU" are far from me. But your presence is always here in my heart...
I may not come to see "YOU", But my message will reach u to say' vr gud friends.- more sms visit: www.elakal.com
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Living is very simple
Living is very simple...Loving is also simple...Laughing is too simple...Winning is also simple...But,Being "SIMPLE" is very difficult...
- www.elakal.com
- www.elakal.com
Every nite in my dreams
Every nite in my dreams..I c u...I feel u...Ammayodu paranjapol paranju,Prarthichitu kidannal mathi,Chekuthante shalyam undavillannu !!!
Happy friendship
I aimed at a beatiful flower in the branches of a tall tree...But I lost my balance & consequently fel into a pond...I was disappointed...My eyes were filled with tears...But when I regained calmness, I say many beautiful lotus floating around me...This is life...God makes you fall at times, to fill your life with good virtues..Life takes away what you desire, to give you more than what you desired for.Happy friendship
Master and Student
Master: Adutha pareekshakku nee 75% mark vanganam.Student: Njan 100% mark vangum.Master: Thamasha parayalle...?Student: Eda m...aara first thamasha paranjath...!
- www.elakal.com
Teacher and Tintumon
Teacher: convert the following sentence 2 malayalam."I SAW A FILIM YESTERDAY"Tintumon parayuTintumon: teacher innale 'A' padam kandu....
- www.elakal.com
Vikari and Thoma SMS
Vikari: Daivam thampuran moleennu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam ThomaThoma: Divam thamburan MOLI nnu vilichal MOLI mathram poyal pore acho???
Sardar his wife
Wife: Marichupoya ente achan innale ivide vannathai njan swapnam kandu.Sardar: Ennittu ne baki tharanulla sthredhanathinte karyam paranjo.
Tintumon watching FTV
Father watching f.TVSuddenly tintumon came,Father: Pavappetta kuttikala, dress vangan polum kashillathavaraTintumon: Ithilum pavappettavar vannal vilikkane acha..!!!
Tintumon in Leave
Tintu mon teacherodu: Muthassi marichu, leave venam.Teacher: Ninte muthasiyalle 3 azcha munpu marichath?Tintumon: muthachan veendum kettiyaarunnu...!!!!
Tintumon in medical shop
TinTUMON orikal medical shopilTinTUMON: Ivide ella marunnum kittumo ?Staff: Ella marunum kittum.TinTUMON: Ennal 1 Kilo vedimarunnu thaa...
Tintumon in Shapp
Tintumon shaapil ninnu varumbol pettonoru idiminnal.Fit aya Tintu mon odayil veenu.Deshyathode Minnalinodu: "Thalliyittathum poranjittu photo edukunnoda pulle !!"
Tintumon and phone
Gulfilulla maman: Ninak entha vendath ?Tintumon: Mobile mathiMaman: NOKA mathiyo ?Tintumon: Nokiyal pora Vaanganam....!!!!
Tintumon and Pinkumon
Pinkumon: "My grandfather lived for 96 yrs & he never used glasses..."Tintumon: "....ya... i know...some people drink directly from the bottle"...!
Obey the Traffic Signal
Teacher: Tintu mon, Why r u so late daily.Tintu mon: I was obeying Road Signal.Teacher: What signal ?Tintu mon:"SCHOOL A HEAD, GO SLOW"
Tintumon in School
Teacher: akashathil parakukayum bhoomilyil prasavikkukayumcheyyunna jeevi ?Tutumon: "AIR HOSTUS"
Tintumon in class
Teacher: convert the following sentence 2 malayalam."I SAW A FILIM YESTERDAY"Tintumon parayuTintumon: teacher innale 'A' padam kandu....
Tintumon and father
Achan: Innale nee kudichu bodhamkettu veenu..Tintumon: Enthu parayana, acha.ellam cheetha koottukettu karanama.1 full, 6 friends.. Athil 5 perum kudikkilla adjust cheyyuka allate entu parayana.
Tintu with Teacher
Teacher: Tintu, Define "Romanjam" ?Tintumon: Romanjam is a particular type of kuliraarity in which all d poodas of d body will stand n dance along with the body...!
Tintumon came from Israel
Tintumon came from Israel with a case of Scotch. At airport customs officer asked-"Enthado pettikkullil ?"Tintumon: "Venjaricha vellamanu sir.Officer opened it & asked "Ithu full madhyam aanallodo ?Tintumon: "Ente karthave aa albhutham veendum sambavicho ? nee veendum vellam veenjakki mattiyo haleluah".
Tintumon and Driver
Tintumon auto driverodu: Town vare pokumo ?Driver: Pokum...Tintumon: Ennal thirichu varumbol enikku oru bread vaangichondu varanam ????
Living is very simple
Living is very simple...Loving is also simple...Laughing is too simple...Winning is also simple...But,Being "SIMPLE" is very difficult...- www.elakal.com
- www.elakal.com
Every nite in my dreams
Every nite in my dreams..I c u...I feel u...Ammayodu paranjapol paranju,Prarthichitu kidannal mathi,Chekuthante shalyam undavillannu !!!Happy friendship
I aimed at a beatiful flower in the branches of a tall tree...But I lost my balance & consequently fel into a pond...I was disappointed...My eyes were filled with tears...But when I regained calmness, I say many beautiful lotus floating around me...This is life...God makes you fall at times, to fill your life with good virtues..Life takes away what you desire, to give you more than what you desired for.Happy friendshipMaster and Student
Master: Adutha pareekshakku nee 75% mark vanganam.Student: Njan 100% mark vangum.Master: Thamasha parayalle...?Student: Eda m...aara first thamasha paranjath...!- www.elakal.com
Teacher and Tintumon
Teacher: convert the following sentence 2 malayalam."I SAW A FILIM YESTERDAY"Tintumon parayuTintumon: teacher innale 'A' padam kandu....- www.elakal.com
Vikari and Thoma SMS
Vikari: Daivam thampuran moleennu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam ThomaThoma: Divam thamburan MOLI nnu vilichal MOLI mathram poyal pore acho???Sardar his wife
Wife: Marichupoya ente achan innale ivide vannathai njan swapnam kandu.Sardar: Ennittu ne baki tharanulla sthredhanathinte karyam paranjo.Tintumon watching FTV
Father watching f.TVSuddenly tintumon came,Father: Pavappetta kuttikala, dress vangan polum kashillathavaraTintumon: Ithilum pavappettavar vannal vilikkane acha..!!!Tintumon in Leave
Tintu mon teacherodu: Muthassi marichu, leave venam.Teacher: Ninte muthasiyalle 3 azcha munpu marichath?Tintumon: muthachan veendum kettiyaarunnu...!!!!Tintumon in medical shop
TinTUMON orikal medical shopilTinTUMON: Ivide ella marunnum kittumo ?Staff: Ella marunum kittum.TinTUMON: Ennal 1 Kilo vedimarunnu thaa...Tintumon in Shapp
Tintumon shaapil ninnu varumbol pettonoru idiminnal.Fit aya Tintu mon odayil veenu.Deshyathode Minnalinodu: "Thalliyittathum poranjittu photo edukunnoda pulle !!"Tintumon and phone
Gulfilulla maman: Ninak entha vendath ?Tintumon: Mobile mathiMaman: NOKA mathiyo ?Tintumon: Nokiyal pora Vaanganam....!!!!Tintumon and Pinkumon
Pinkumon: "My grandfather lived for 96 yrs & he never used glasses..."Tintumon: "....ya... i know...some people drink directly from the bottle"...!Obey the Traffic Signal
Teacher: Tintu mon, Why r u so late daily.Tintu mon: I was obeying Road Signal.Teacher: What signal ?Tintu mon:"SCHOOL A HEAD, GO SLOW"Tintumon in School
Teacher: akashathil parakukayum bhoomilyil prasavikkukayumcheyyunna jeevi ?Tutumon: "AIR HOSTUS"Tintumon in class
Teacher: convert the following sentence 2 malayalam."I SAW A FILIM YESTERDAY"Tintumon parayuTintumon: teacher innale 'A' padam kandu....Tintumon and father
Achan: Innale nee kudichu bodhamkettu veenu..Tintumon: Enthu parayana, acha.ellam cheetha koottukettu karanama.1 full, 6 friends.. Athil 5 perum kudikkilla adjust cheyyuka allate entu parayana.Tintu with Teacher
Teacher: Tintu, Define "Romanjam" ?Tintumon: Romanjam is a particular type of kuliraarity in which all d poodas of d body will stand n dance along with the body...!Tintumon came from Israel
Tintumon came from Israel with a case of Scotch. At airport customs officer asked-"Enthado pettikkullil ?"Tintumon: "Venjaricha vellamanu sir.Officer opened it & asked "Ithu full madhyam aanallodo ?Tintumon: "Ente karthave aa albhutham veendum sambavicho ? nee veendum vellam veenjakki mattiyo haleluah".Tintumon and Driver
Tintumon auto driverodu: Town vare pokumo ?Driver: Pokum...Tintumon: Ennal thirichu varumbol enikku oru bread vaangichondu varanam ????
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
VISHU SMS
Manasil ennum Kanikonna Virityatte,
Jeevithathil ennum Aiswaryam nirayatte
Oraayiram Vishu Aasamsakal. Happy Vishu.
Samrudhiyudeyum nanmayudeyum ulsavamaya vishuvinu ente
hridayam niranja aasamsakal.
Let us welcome this Vishu with great hope, eagerness and anticipation. Let us look forward to a plentiful year of joy, satisfaction, peace and prosperity.
Hope your "Vishu" is full of joy, Peace Prosperity and will prove to be wonderful, in every way for You. Happy Vishu
Play with a new role , Talk with a new word, Establish your effort like an open sky..To achieve your goal...
Kanikkonnayum kanivellariyum
pon naanayavum kodimundum
puthen kaalathinte samrudhiyaakatte
vishudinaashamsakal
Orayiram kanikonnakal mansil pookunnu,
Oru Vishu kaalam koodi,
Vishu kaineetamayu ente hridayathil ninnum
Orayiram Vishu asamsakal
Ormakal Koodu Kootiya manasinte Thalir chillayil,
Ponnin niramulla Orayiram Ormakalumayi,
oru Vishu koodi varavayi.
Othiri snehathode Orayiram
“Vishu Asamsakal”
vishupakshipattum
kanithelichavum
kaineettathilakavum
medaponpulariyil
aishwaryamaakatte..
Let us vow to take life in our strideImage this Vishu and make it tolerable as well as beautiful by accepting sorrow and happiness with sanity. Happy Vishu
Friday, April 9, 2010
Tintumon and Teacher SMS
Teacher: Africayile janangal innum elayanu dress aayi idunnathu.Tintumon: Appol elapozhiyum kalathu africayil TOUR pokam teacher ? !!!Tintumon watching FTV
Father watching f.TVSuddenly tintumon came,Father: Pavappetta kuttikala, dress vangan polum kashillathavaraTintumon: Ithilum pavappettavar vannal vilikkane acha..!!!Tintumon in Leave
Tintu mon teacherodu: Muthassi marichu, leave venam.Teacher: Ninte muthasiyalle 3 azcha munpu marichath?Tintumon: muthachan veendum kettiyaarunnu...!!!!
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