Vearitt nilkkunna Pookkal

• Deepest Feelings

  
  "Life's most deepest feelings are often expressed in silence..
  And the one who can read volumes from ur silence is ur dearest person".
  

• Santhosham veno?

  
  Santhosham veno?
  -Enne vilikku.
  Samaadanam veno?
  -Enikku miss call cheyyu.
  Sneham veno?
  -Enikk SMS ayakku.
  Panam veno?
  -"SORRY EE NUMBER NILAVILILLA."
  
  Vearitt nilkkunna Pookkal
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  Orumich nilkkunna Pookkalekkalum enikkishttam vearitt nilkkunna Pookkaleyanu karanam avakku verpadinte vedhana ariyam..
  
  Ôrkkünñäthåànú ~~$ÑÊHÃM
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  "Käåñùmbøl Çhírîkküññåthâllã Kàáñâthïríkkûmpôl Ôrkkünñäthåànú ~~$ÑÊHÃM~~"
  
  KULATHIL IRANGARUTH
• Valiya kulathinu naduvil oru board.
  ethra nokiyitum vayikan patunnilla.
  tintumon kulathileku eduthu chaadi !!
  neendhi chennu board vayichu..
  KULATHIL IRANGARUTH MUTHALAYUM CHEEGANNIYUM NEERNAYAYUM UND.!!!
  
  Madhamma and Tintumon
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  Busil kayariya madhaama Tintumonte kaalil ariyathe chavitti.
  Madamma: "I"m sorry".
  Tintumon: "I"m Tintu.
  

• Paul Neerali

  BREAKING NEWS: German Paul Neerali marichu !
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  -India Eppol world cup edukkumennu chodhichappol chirichu chirichu chirichanu marichath.
  

• My eyes looking at You

  1+1=2 my eyes looking at "U"
  4+3=7 Days thinking of "U"
  5+7=12 months dreaming abt "U"
  but 99+1=100 I need friendship with"UUUUUUUUUU"

Latest SMS

Tintumon and Amma

Tchr: "ankana thaimavil ninnum adhythe pazham veenapol ammayude kannil ninum kannuneer vannu".. Why?

Tintumon : "Thallede thalayilayirikkum manga veenathu.!!"

more click here Tintumon SMS

The True Message

"The taste of water can be enjoyed only when we r thirsty..!

" Same way..."The love of true persons will be known only when v r alone...!

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Friendship our self is very important

Friendship our self is very important because,

friendship without one cannot be a friend with anyone else in the word.

more friendship Scraps: http://www.elakal.com/scrapes/friendship-scraps-01.htm

Teacherum Tintumonum

Teacher: Kadalinte naduk oru mav undenkil athil ninnu engane oru manga parikkam...?
Tintumon : Oru kiliye pole parannu poyi parikkanam.
Teacher: Kiliyayi ninte ammayiappan parakumoda ?
Tintumon : Kadalinte naduk ninte achan kondu poi mavu nadumodeeee???

more Tintumon sms: http://www.elakal.com/details/tintumon/tintumon.php

Ormakale thalolikumbol

Udanja chillukal koriyedukumbol kaikal muriyum..
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MANASUM !!!!

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Malayalam scrap yatra

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Tintumon and Artist

Tintumon: Chettanano karimpu thinnunna kuttiyude shilpam undakkiyath.
Artist: Pha ! Naye.! Karimpu thinninna kuttiyo ?
Odakkuzhal vaayikkunna Sree Krishnanada !!!

Your First Tear

A Friend is..One hu sees ur first Tear...

Catches d second..

Stops d Third

When d fourth Tear comes, Says...
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"Appukkuttaa..MATHI, OVERAKKI Chalamakkatheda PULLE."

Ormikum oru chiriyayi

Daivam namuk mathramayi kaathu vacha chila nimishangalundu, Nam ariyathe kaalamere kazhiyumbol ormikum oru chiriyayi, Thengalayi, Kaliyakkalayi, Shalyamayi, Nammude kude undayirunnavar innilathavar...Ariyathe mizhi nirayumbol nam orkum ente...Ente swantham...Friend.

Real fans

We are the real fans of football ...Because, there is no one playing for India in thisWe are the real fans of Worldcup , but still we are enjoying each moment of thisWe are the real fans of Worldcup with our favourite team and player knowing the fact that we will never get a chance to wish our Indian team going 4 aWe are the real fans of Worldcup during OUR LIFETIME.

www.elakal.com/special/worldcup.htm

Novelist Tintumon

"Pandu pandu oru virakau vettukaran undayirunnu, ayalku sundhariyaya oru makalum-Shantha. Aval medicine padikkunnu. Viraku vettukaranu thante makale oru doctere kondu vivaham kazhippikkanayirunnu agraham.Ennal Shantha thante gramathile oru sundharanaya Btech studentumayi pranayathilayirunnu. Virakuvettukaran ithu ethirthu. Btec examinu avanu supplykal adikkunnu. Avan supplykal kondu oru valiya kottaram vekkunnu. Shanthayude kalyanam oru docterumayi urapichu. Kalyanathinte annu Btec studentinu supply xam. Avide thaalikettu nadakkumbol ivide halticket kodukkunnu...Supply, thalikettu, thalikettu, supply...Avasanam xam ezhuthikondirunna pen nenjil kuthiyirakki avan athmahathyakku sramikkunnu, but Btec student marichilla !Thaali kettu nadannilla...Shantha Odi...Hospitalil...auditorium..auditorium...hospital..doctormar, operation angane hospitalil vech avar onnikkukayanu suhruthukale onnikkukayanu. "CHIRAKODINJA KINAVUKAL" by novelist-TINTUMON, Btech fail.

worldcup zone in elakal.com

http://www.elakal.com/special/worldcup.htm

Jeevitham ormmikan kure nimishangal mathram

Jeevitham neele ormmikan kure nimishangal mathram.Ente janmathe njan snehikunnathu a madhura nimishangalude perilanu.

Real fans

We are the real fans of football ...Because, there is no one playing for India in thisWe are the real fans of Worldcup , but still we are enjoying each moment of thisWe are the real fans of Worldcup with our favourite team and player knowing the fact that we will never get a chance to wish our Indian team going 4 aWe are the real fans of Worldcup during OUR LIFETIME.

Ethiralikale...Tadukkamenkil thadutho

Loka football ile Rajavu MESSI,

Latin Americayude ujjala straiker TEVEZ,

Lokam kanda ettavum nalla mid fielder maril oraal Priya captain MASHARANO,

Royal madridinte "Chattuli" ennariyappedunna HIGGUINE,

Ethiralikale...

Tadukkamenkil thadutho..

Varunnoo.. ARGENTINA.

Love Brasil

I love Brasil

30 days, 32 teams, 64 matches, the real war for last day for last visil at last only one champion Yes the KING of football "BRASIL" only .

Life is like a coin

Life is like a coin

Pleasure and pain are the two sides,

Only one side is visible at time,

But remember

other side also waiting for its turn

Speak five Lines

Speak 5 Lines to YOURSELF every morning:

1. I am the best.

2. I can do it.

3. God is always with me.

4. I am a winner.

5. Today is my day.

Fresh idea

Fresh air, fresh idea,

fresh talent, fresh energy,

I wish u to have a

special Sunday..

marvelous Monday,

tasty Tuesday,

wonderful Wednesday,

thankful Thursday,

friendly Friday,

successful Saturday,

have a great week ahead

Break Ur Heart

BOY- Dear,

Why U Always Hurt Me & Break My Heart?

Girl- I Alwys Use To Break Ur Heart To Just Replace My Heart There...

Kid- Mom

Kid- Mom I Love U More Thn U Love Me

Mom: How Can U Prove Dix My Son?

Kid: Coz U've 2 Sons N I've Only One Mother

Tintumon in School

Aadya divasam thanne schoolil thamasichu vanna Tintumonodu teacher:Entha thamasichathu?

Tintumon:varunna vazhikku "GO SLOW SCHOOL ZONE" Ennu kandathu kondu pathukke nadannu varikayaayirunnu..



Ente kannileku nokiyal

Ente kannileku nokiyal kanunnathu,

ninte mukhamanenkil...

Theerchayayum, athu ente manasinte prathibimbamanu.....



True love doesn't have a happy

True love doesn't have a happy ending.

True love doesn't have an ending......



CHANGE YOURSELF

"You must bring the CHANGE YOURSELF..."

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Idea And Bachachan

An idea can change your life..Yes...Bachan is right.

An idea can change someone's life.

It is always happeining in your life.

Ideator is your father.

He think that: What can I do for my doughters.

He think very deepely.

And finally he done it.

"IDEA" I am going to teach my doughter very well.

I teach her how to live.

I plan my doughters life very well.

And finally I will be happy.

because I attain my destiny.

Today my doughters are doing very well.

Actress Asin Picture

South Indian movie actress Asin Picture

New Veriety SMS

• Oraale vedanippikkanum

  Oraale vedanippikkanum veruppikkanum aarkkum kazhiyum. But vedanippikkunna hridhayathil sneham kondu sparshikkan oralke kazhiyoo athanu best FRIEND
  

• Oru naal njan marikkum

  Oru naal njan marikkum, Annu nee enne nokki karayaruthu, karanjal orupakshe njan ezhunnettu ninte KANNEER THUDACHEKKUM. "That is he POWER OF FRIENDSHIP"
  

• Ormayude thalukalil

  Ormayude thalukalil oru kochu mayilpeeli thandu pole sukshichu vekkan kochu kochu paribhavangalum thamashakalum niranja ee nalla friendship ennum nilanilkkatte.
  

• Ramu oru maram vettukaaran

  Ramu oru maram vettukaaran aayirunnu..
  avanu swanthakkaro, veedo onnumundayirunnilla...
  oru divasam avan maram vettan vendi kattilekku poyi.....
  appozhanu oru pazhaya maram avante kannil pettath...
  avan randum kalpichu vetti. otta vettinu randu muri........
  oru muriyil avan thaamasam thudangi...
  matte muri vaadakakku kodukkunnund veno...?????????????
  
  Punjiriyi vanjitharavaruthe
• "punjiriyi vanjitharavaruthemaddiviliyil akappedaruthe"
  
  
  Oru vivaravum illallo
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  Entha oru vivaravum illallo?
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  LKG ROWDISM
• Boy 1: aliya ninte penninu ukg-iyile oruthan rubber koduthu..
  Boy2: ethada avante section?
  Boy1: ukg c.. Pedikendaliya. Nammude piller undu avide.
  Boy2:BOOST BABUvinodum CERELAC SHEKHARINodum HORLICS SAMinodum avane sketch cheyan para..
  Ennit vaikuneram avante pencilum rubberum odichukalanjek..
  Korachu neram avide kidanu karayate.
  Ente penninu rubberu koduthavan ini ezhutharuth...
  
  Tintumon and Father
• Gulfil ninne natilethiya achan Tintumonodu.Achan: Ninte amma evide.Tintumon: Amma appurathe veetile Sashi mamante koode olichodi poy.Achan: Ennite nee enta ennodu parayathirunnathu.Tintumon: Ath Achanoru surprise ayekottennu karuthiyitta.
  

• Lover invited me to her home

  Once my lover invited me to her home. Whe I went there she wasn't there.Her sister was alone home. She was looking sexy. She askedme why don't we've sex now ? Suddenly I got up and walked towards my bike. That time my lover was standing at the door. She hugged me andsaid you won my test, I will marry you.
  MORALE OF THE STORY: Always keep condoms in bike.
  

• Are u genious ?

  (Are u genious ?) Send answer 4 the question ) I will come thrice in a minute, twice in a hour, once in a day who am i ?
  

• Pozhiyunna poovukal

  Pozhiyunna poovukal...
  Kozhiyunna dinangal...
  Onnum thirichu varilla...
  Nizhalayi, Nizhalayi koode ullathe onnu mathram...
  "ORMAKAL"
  

• Crazy Question

  1 Crazy Question 4 u: If My marriage is done as ur wish, whom will u chose as my PARTNER ? Reply me the name...ask ur friends and see how they care for u !?!
  

• U may prefer ur wife

  U may prefer ur wife to be like:
  Alukkas jewellery:Ennum oru panathookam munnil
  Sky jewellery:25 years of purity and trust
  Malabar jewellery:Beauty meets quality
  but not like Atlas Jewellery:Jana kodikalude vishwastha sthapanam…

Mobile SMS

• Alcohol Quote

  Brand ethayalum manushyan wheelaayal mathi..!
  

• The Alcohol MANTRA

  The Alcohol MANTRA -Guru bRUMa guru WHISKEY,Gurudevo GINeshwara,Guru sakshat parabBRANDY tasmaishree BEERE namaha…CHEERS
  

• One hunter went to jungle

  One hunter went to jungle.There was six birds on a tree.He fired once.Five of them flew away.Why did the other not fly.AHAMKAARAM
  

• Elephant and two Ants

  one Elephant and two Ants was fighting.one ant is thrown away by the elephantand the other ant sits on top of the elephant.what did the wounded ant say?aliya chavitti kollada avane
  

• NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal

  NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal
  oran kuttyum oru penkuttiyum ..teacharodu.
  teachare njangalkku kuttikal undavooo..
  taecher orikkalum illa.appo ann kutty penkuttiyodu.
  njan appaye paranjilledee onnum pedikkan illannu
  
  

• Tintumon writing exam

  Tintumon writing exam..
  Question: Prepare an interview with famous writer Sugathakumari..
  Tintumon wrote answer..
  Njan:Namaskaram teacher..
  Njan teacherumayi oru interview thayyarakkan vannathanu..
  Teacher: Enik ippol samayamilla Tintumon poyitt pnne varoo..
  Njan: Ok teacher, thanks..
  

• Hen and her 3 baby hens

  One Hen and her 3 baby hens where crossing the road. After crossing the road 1 of the baby hen said "Ho, we have crossed the road" how five ?
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  Pillaralle angane palathum parayum, vittu kala.
  

• Sardar eat Tablet

  Sardareat a tablet by cutting two edges, Why ??
  To avoid side effects.
  Another Sardar eat the 2 edges only why ?
  "Madyam" aarogyathinu haanikaram.
  

• A lover ask God

  A Lover ask God, Why life is so tough when we are Love ?
  God replied, Just think how beautiful & easy life is when ur with the person uLove...!
  

• Tintumonum Teacherum

  Tintumon: I LOVE YOU.
  Teacher: Ninakku Thallu kollum.
  Tintumon: Njan Paranjal thallukollum. Chacko mash paranjal Umma kodukkum.. Hum...Ithano Democracy ????
  
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