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New Veriety SMS

• Oraale vedanippikkanum

  Oraale vedanippikkanum veruppikkanum aarkkum kazhiyum. But vedanippikkunna hridhayathil sneham kondu sparshikkan oralke kazhiyoo athanu best FRIEND
  

• Oru naal njan marikkum

  Oru naal njan marikkum, Annu nee enne nokki karayaruthu, karanjal orupakshe njan ezhunnettu ninte KANNEER THUDACHEKKUM. "That is he POWER OF FRIENDSHIP"
  

• Ormayude thalukalil

  Ormayude thalukalil oru kochu mayilpeeli thandu pole sukshichu vekkan kochu kochu paribhavangalum thamashakalum niranja ee nalla friendship ennum nilanilkkatte.
  

• Ramu oru maram vettukaaran

  Ramu oru maram vettukaaran aayirunnu..
  avanu swanthakkaro, veedo onnumundayirunnilla...
  oru divasam avan maram vettan vendi kattilekku poyi.....
  appozhanu oru pazhaya maram avante kannil pettath...
  avan randum kalpichu vetti. otta vettinu randu muri........
  oru muriyil avan thaamasam thudangi...
  matte muri vaadakakku kodukkunnund veno...?????????????
  
  Punjiriyi vanjitharavaruthe
• "punjiriyi vanjitharavaruthemaddiviliyil akappedaruthe"
  
  
  Oru vivaravum illallo
• Hai...
  Entha oru vivaravum illallo?
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  athu pande illallo alle ...?
  
  LKG ROWDISM
• Boy 1: aliya ninte penninu ukg-iyile oruthan rubber koduthu..
  Boy2: ethada avante section?
  Boy1: ukg c.. Pedikendaliya. Nammude piller undu avide.
  Boy2:BOOST BABUvinodum CERELAC SHEKHARINodum HORLICS SAMinodum avane sketch cheyan para..
  Ennit vaikuneram avante pencilum rubberum odichukalanjek..
  Korachu neram avide kidanu karayate.
  Ente penninu rubberu koduthavan ini ezhutharuth...
  
  Tintumon and Father
• Gulfil ninne natilethiya achan Tintumonodu.Achan: Ninte amma evide.Tintumon: Amma appurathe veetile Sashi mamante koode olichodi poy.Achan: Ennite nee enta ennodu parayathirunnathu.Tintumon: Ath Achanoru surprise ayekottennu karuthiyitta.
  

• Lover invited me to her home

  Once my lover invited me to her home. Whe I went there she wasn't there.Her sister was alone home. She was looking sexy. She askedme why don't we've sex now ? Suddenly I got up and walked towards my bike. That time my lover was standing at the door. She hugged me andsaid you won my test, I will marry you.
  MORALE OF THE STORY: Always keep condoms in bike.
  

• Are u genious ?

  (Are u genious ?) Send answer 4 the question ) I will come thrice in a minute, twice in a hour, once in a day who am i ?
  

• Pozhiyunna poovukal

  Pozhiyunna poovukal...
  Kozhiyunna dinangal...
  Onnum thirichu varilla...
  Nizhalayi, Nizhalayi koode ullathe onnu mathram...
  "ORMAKAL"
  

• Crazy Question

  1 Crazy Question 4 u: If My marriage is done as ur wish, whom will u chose as my PARTNER ? Reply me the name...ask ur friends and see how they care for u !?!
  

• U may prefer ur wife

  U may prefer ur wife to be like:
  Alukkas jewellery:Ennum oru panathookam munnil
  Sky jewellery:25 years of purity and trust
  Malabar jewellery:Beauty meets quality
  but not like Atlas Jewellery:Jana kodikalude vishwastha sthapanam…

Mobile SMS

• Alcohol Quote

  Brand ethayalum manushyan wheelaayal mathi..!
  

• The Alcohol MANTRA

  The Alcohol MANTRA -Guru bRUMa guru WHISKEY,Gurudevo GINeshwara,Guru sakshat parabBRANDY tasmaishree BEERE namaha…CHEERS
  

• One hunter went to jungle

  One hunter went to jungle.There was six birds on a tree.He fired once.Five of them flew away.Why did the other not fly.AHAMKAARAM
  

• Elephant and two Ants

  one Elephant and two Ants was fighting.one ant is thrown away by the elephantand the other ant sits on top of the elephant.what did the wounded ant say?aliya chavitti kollada avane
  

• NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal

  NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal
  oran kuttyum oru penkuttiyum ..teacharodu.
  teachare njangalkku kuttikal undavooo..
  taecher orikkalum illa.appo ann kutty penkuttiyodu.
  njan appaye paranjilledee onnum pedikkan illannu
  
  

• Tintumon writing exam

  Tintumon writing exam..
  Question: Prepare an interview with famous writer Sugathakumari..
  Tintumon wrote answer..
  Njan:Namaskaram teacher..
  Njan teacherumayi oru interview thayyarakkan vannathanu..
  Teacher: Enik ippol samayamilla Tintumon poyitt pnne varoo..
  Njan: Ok teacher, thanks..
  

• Hen and her 3 baby hens

  One Hen and her 3 baby hens where crossing the road. After crossing the road 1 of the baby hen said "Ho, we have crossed the road" how five ?
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  -Use ur brain
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  -Still thinking
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  Pillaralle angane palathum parayum, vittu kala.
  

• Sardar eat Tablet

  Sardareat a tablet by cutting two edges, Why ??
  To avoid side effects.
  Another Sardar eat the 2 edges only why ?
  "Madyam" aarogyathinu haanikaram.
  

• A lover ask God

  A Lover ask God, Why life is so tough when we are Love ?
  God replied, Just think how beautiful & easy life is when ur with the person uLove...!
  

• Tintumonum Teacherum

  Tintumon: I LOVE YOU.
  Teacher: Ninakku Thallu kollum.
  Tintumon: Njan Paranjal thallukollum. Chacko mash paranjal Umma kodukkum.. Hum...Ithano Democracy ????
  
  Category: Tintumon SMS, Tintumon's Jokes, Tintumon's Latest SMS

latest Malayalam SMS

• I will give You

  I know I cant make U laugh al d time, But I will giv u my shoulder whenever U cry..
  I may not bring smile 2 ur lips everytime, But I'm sure I will never bring tear 2 ur eyes..
  I may not giv al dat U want, But I'will give U all I have..
  U may not trust me entirely, But I will b d best I can...
  I may not hav al d riches 2 share, But I do hav a big heart 2 care 4 U .
  

• Sasiyum Buckettum

  Oru buckettile vellathinu nalla bharam. Sasi athilentho ittu, Buckettinte bharavum kuranju. Sasi enthaanu ettathu ?
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  -Otta...!!!
  

• The journey of life

  When a person, find sorrows behind ur smile, words behind ur silence, lovebehind ur anger, u can belive she is ur "True one for the journey of life"
  

• Sweling of the heart

  What is love ?
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  -love is a shy smile, a sweet hello, a soft caress,...love is two hands entwined, A lingering "KISS", a sweling of the heart..
  

• Mizhikalil niraye

  Mizhikalil niraye varanda swapnangalanenkilum ullil evideyoo oru mazhayude maramaram kelkkum mole
  
  Otheri Snehathode
• Njan avale otheri otheri snehathode pranayechu but aval enne oru time pass ayedanne kandirunathe
  
  Truth of Love
• Idavazhiyilude ozhukunna mazhavellathinte lakshyam kadalanennariyathe puzha athine snehikkunnathu pole...Nam life is meaningless
  

• Life is meaningless

  The life is meaningless untill it is spent for others.
  

• Feelings from Friend

  Birth is from Mother...
  Advise from Father.
  Knowledge is from Teacher....But...Enjoy, Sorrow, Support, Feelings...FromFRIEND.
  

• Turns into night

  As a day turns into night, keeping worries out of site...
  No matter how tough the world may seem, But...U still deserve the sweetest dream tonight..
  

• Secretly in deep love

  If u r secretly in deep love wit anyone...Then press down
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  -Nokkiko ithu njan ninte veettil parayum sathyam.
  

• Never stop your smile

  Never stop ur smile even if u r sad. Because, u never know who likes ur smile..! For d world u may b someone, But for someone u may b d world.!
  

• Are you free now

  Are you free now ? Oru samshayam chothichotte ?
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  -Ingane button amarthiyal keypadinu damage varumo ?
  

• Sardar and wife

  I st night Sardar Wifenode: Aa door adakku, aa lightonnu offakku, Ini nee beedil kidakku vegam, wife anusarichu.
  Sardar: nokkedi ente "LIGHT KATHUNNA WATCH"
  

• Emotional Bank Account

  I am opening an emotional bank account for you sweetheart, so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest.
  

• wonderful memories in my life

  After some years we all will be busy with our OWN life, no more miss calls, no more silly sms, no more chatting...
  I hope SOME DAY we will recall all this with a SMILE and TEARS in our eyes.
  This sms is dedicated to all my FRIENDS who have created such wonderful memories in my life...
  

• I was looking out

  I was looking out of the windows thinking about the person I care most & amp; the person that came into my mind is U so just wanna wish u...
  

• Wife and Husbent in Hotel

  Kozhikkodu SAGAR Hotelil
  Wife: Chetta, njan 1 toiletil poyi varam.
  Husbent: Nee Purath mavoor rodil ozhicho, athakumbol 4 aalae kaanu, illengil lokam mauzhuvan kaanum.
  

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